A Message To Crazy Pat?

I'm still waiting to hear from American Mullah Pat Robertson. A private jet owned by Robertson crashed recently into Long Island Sound, killing two of the five passengers.

To recap some of Robertson's many opinions, he attributed 9/11 to the Supreme Court, which pushed God from schools, courthouses, legislatures, etc. and allowed lifestyles that were against God. He also declared that George Bush could do no wrong as President because he is a man of prayer, and no matter what he did, God would bless him, and America. He also said that Christians and Jews were qualified to run America while Hindus, Muslims and Atheists were catagorically not qualified. He declared that Episcopalians, Presbyterians and Methodists were on the side of the Antichrist. (He's a Southern Baptist) He also said that women should to submit to men, period. Public education, to Robertson, is against Christianity. And Katrina and terrorism were the the result of abortion.

So Pat--did your plane crash because God is profoundly unhappy with you and wanted to send you a message? Perhaps your angry, arrogant, intolerant, narrow-minded superstitions are pissing God off?

Read more insane Robertson quotes here.